These Fish Definitely Get Bullied
You know, no one wants an embarrassing nickname. It doesn’t matter how you got it or how long you’ve had it; they never seem to go away, and next thing you know, you’re a humiliating moniker for years. These poor fish species are living proof that, scientific name or not, researchers will just call you anything.
1. Lumpsucker
Technically, this fish has a scientific name (Cyclopteridae), but we’re not here to talk about that. No, we’re here to talk about the unfortunate name this little guy was given simply because of his appearance. He looks like, you guessed it, a big lump of flesh swimming around—and that's really all it took.
2. Royal Gramma
No matter how you slice it, this fish has an amazing name. Technically, she’s called a Gramma loreto. She’s also known as a fairy basslet. She boasts stunning colors and gives a royal wave wherever she goes. Okay, we made that last part up, but we wouldn’t blame her!
3. Sarcastic Fringehead
Sadly, there’s nothing really sarcastic about this guy. He’s officially known as a Neoclinus blanchardi, and has two major problems: his appearance and his attitude. Believe it or not, this goofy little guy is surprisingly aggressive—so much so that he’s known for it.
4. Monkeyface Prickleback
You could just say Cebidichthys violaceus, but where’s the fun in that? You’re looking at a monkeyface eel, which is also an amazing name! The reason behind such a moniker is its resemblance to our very ancestors, and we support the decision.
5. Dumbo Octopus
Otherwise known as Grimpoteuthis, spotting the Dumbo octopus is as rare as its name. These guys hang around in the ocean depths, so far from our view that we rarely lay eyes on them. It’s okay, we’ll always know their name.
